yiffmebabyonemoretime:

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

If I had a dime for every time an adult man made me feel uncomfortable:

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kanyequester:

romanoitalia:

arminsbooty:

artlert:

WHAT IF MONEY CAME OUT OF OUR VAGINAS WHEN WE WERE ON OUR PERIODS

I’D BE BLOODY RICH

WAS THAT A PUN?

it’d be a major boost in my monthly cash flow 

(Source: kounous, via supernovaqirl)

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My sister told me a soul mate is not the person who makes you the happiest but the one who makes you feel the most, who conducts your heart to bang the loudest, who can drag you giggling with forgiveness from the cellar they locked you in. It has always been you. Sierra Demulder, Love, Forgive Me  (via childoflust)

(Source: quotethat, via july-17th)

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lapfulofmisha:

marbearflair:

gaymommy:

samisforsamurai:

fuckingwhiskey:

if you think all boobs are supposed to be perky and big with perfectly centered nickel-sized nipples you probably have never actually seen a boob in real life because boobs are diverse as frick

Or maybe they’ve only seen one boob

not even a set of boobs because boobs are usually 2 different sizes

just one boob

all by its lonesome

a singular boob floating aimlessly through the void

incredible

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HOW IS THERE A GIF FOR THAT

(Source: ryden-gg, via brutallynude)

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Here’s the secret kids. None of us can vow to be perfect. In the end, all we can do is promise to love each other with everything we’ve got. Because love’s the best thing we can do. Ted Mosby - How I Met Your Mother. (via lovemewithoutreason)

(Source: howimetyourmotherquotes, via lovemewithoutreason)

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Q: I don't know if I have another useful hint, because we've never actually met. I suppose that's sort of a hint, I guess.

Ah I do know who this is then


asked by Anonymous

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